I dreamed of a great horror movie that smoothly turned into one of the SpongeBob episodes.
I dreamed of a great horror movie that smoothly turned into one of the SpongeBob episodes.
A simple Delete could have solved many old problems… But no, that wouldn’t be sporting.
One careless move, and you’re already watching yet another Apple presentation
Don’t try to make a fantasy that came into someone else’s head come true. But then again, there is usually more than one “own” head.
The state when the brain is no longer melting, and hasn’t frozen over yet.
Brewing your morning coffee, or knocking it off the stove — both perk you up about equally :)
Away with negative thinking!
And today, in our three-month Transfiguration lesson, we will turn butter into blue cheese.
Monday. The corpse has been resuscitated and is capable of moving in a given direction…
This morning I decided to check out some website while this pointless network connection is going on…
This morning I tried to drink coffee from an iron.
A belated, complete realization of the inevitable spring has arrived…
I should gather my thoughts more often. They miss such get-togethers.

The English language captures the weather in my hometown exactly!
11.12.13. 14:15
Sometimes the world destroys you in order to build you anew.
Fog. Visibility of about two hundred meters. It rained all night. The power went out in the evening. Now that’s autumn!
Today the starry sky is incredibly, incredibly, incredibly beautiful! I can see the expanses of our galaxy, the Milky Way.
Happy Birthday, my dearest and most beloved @Valentyfire Now, like the wizards in Harry Potter, you can do magic without asking permission!
I want December