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Jokes and humor of varying quality.

Sometimes I remember this funny comment to my interview about Morrowind Screenshots, which was published last year. There is a grain of truth in every joke. Do you know what insanity is? Insanity is when you photograph Morrowind for 15 years in a row, posting a new screenshot online every day!

There is such a term in programming as legacy code. It’s when a piece of code is poorly written or outdated, but you still have to work with it and write just as bad code next to it, because rewriting everything takes too long. Today, having started to expand the old barn at the country house, I realized that the barn is crooked and the extension will also have to be crooked, otherwise it will not be possible to connect them together. So I learned what legacy is in the real world.

When you are waiting for TES VI, but you get TES IV again. A prophetic frame from the “Moonlighting” TV series.

Today there was a funny case. I picked up the car after the repair, arrived home, and they call from the car service: “Our auto mechanic can not remember whether he tightened the nut or not. Please come back, otherwise he won’t sleep at night.” I had to go back. It seems that the nut really was not tightened. Now everyone will sleep peacefully.

It’s a beautiful summer spring day to start another channel, right? 😅 I dump all sorts of weird pictures from my phone that have no place anywhere else into Screenjoe channel. Please avoid it at all costs.

I asked AI to create several variants of Playing Tag shot. The first picture is the original, the second one conveys the general meaning of the original, and the rest are the funniest of the generated ones. The last one is even a little sentimental: bye-bye, netch…

Using “The Prince of Darkness’s Ball” as a lullaby - unlocked

When you read an interview that says “(laughs)” at the end of an answer, you always imagine Dr. Evil’s long, rolling laugh

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I never thought about it before, BUT NOW I WANT A TRAIN COMPARTMENT AT HOME TOO!!!

The gray-brown-crimson color (a Russian description for a mythical color that is a jumble of everything imaginable)

At last, it has been found!

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When a client wants a 6 week job done in one week, show him this: Quality vs Time ratio is important.

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15 years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Now, the real world is an escape from the internet.